FACEBOOK!

I finally got my very own Facebook, for my B-day! If any of you have an account look me up! Thanks, and sorry for neglecting this blog, I have been more focused on my other one, insanefisher.blogspot.com and my facebook!

Sorry!

I am still sorry about my absense of posting, Summer has been busy and I am spending too much effort on my fishing blog! I will try to post something sometime soon! :(

I won't be posting frequently

Sorry guys, but my Dad doesn't like 'screens' (TV, Video games, and yes computer) in the summer so Dad took them away (We, me and my brother, didn't lose it he just wants us to 'play outside' more often) Mom or Dad agreed to give me computer, only once in a while, this fall my posts will be back to usual! Mom and Dad let me type on my laptop (I am making a book on my laptop, so they let me have all laptop privlages during summer. P.S. my laptop does NOT have internet connection) so I will try to type my posts there and use a Flash drive to transfer them later.

I made a Fishing Blog!

Hello, readers! I decided to stop posting all this fishy stuff on this blog (You will probably think that all I do is fish, which is "fairly" accurate :) So I made a new one! The link is in the right corner of your screen, but if it doesn't work you can copy paste this link:

insanefisherman.blogspot.com

I hope you enjoy it!

I went fishing today, at "Pheasants Forever Youth Outdoor Days", (They also had pistol, muzzleloader, 22. and shotgun shooting and tomahawk throwing and archery but I mainly went fishing) and I caught two Rainbow Trout! One was 16" Long! Now some of you may be thinking that I am going to post bloody gory fish pictures, do I have pictures of the fish's headless body with guts spilling out YES! Will I post them NO!!! (I don't know you could be eating LUNCH!) It was a really fun time!

Fishy before we cut it up!

Fishy (And homemade french fries) AFTER WE CUT IT UP! :)

Well, all in all it was a great time!

My Grandparents love birds! So do I... God's creation signing elegantly at 6:30-7:00 AM!!!! This annoying little birdy keeps signing RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO THE DECK (Which UNFORTUNATELY LEADS INTO MY ROOM!) Well Gabe and I are to lazy to get up and use our pellet guns that early but maybe Dad will do it... Well this is hard for me to post without trying to run back into my bed.... *YAWN*

BRAIN SPARK!!! I will put a mouse trap above the light that it perches on so next time Tweet Tweet SNAP! Well I am off to go play Minecraft

God Bless

~Jacob

Hello everyone, sorry I haven't posted in a while but I found the perfect oppurtunity to do so! My Grandpa sent me this picture along with this joke, Enjoy!

*AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS*

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the 

bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. 


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder ****

& saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of


him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike
him. 



At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and
even credit creation to acosmic accident.' 

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the *BEAR* a Christian?'


'Very well', said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
his right paw, ****

brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: ****


'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen.'*****