I made a Fishing Blog!

Hello, readers! I decided to stop posting all this fishy stuff on this blog (You will probably think that all I do is fish, which is "fairly" accurate :) So I made a new one! The link is in the right corner of your screen, but if it doesn't work you can copy paste this link:

insanefisherman.blogspot.com

I hope you enjoy it!

I went fishing today, at "Pheasants Forever Youth Outdoor Days", (They also had pistol, muzzleloader, 22. and shotgun shooting and tomahawk throwing and archery but I mainly went fishing) and I caught two Rainbow Trout! One was 16" Long! Now some of you may be thinking that I am going to post bloody gory fish pictures, do I have pictures of the fish's headless body with guts spilling out YES! Will I post them NO!!! (I don't know you could be eating LUNCH!) It was a really fun time!

Fishy before we cut it up!

Fishy (And homemade french fries) AFTER WE CUT IT UP! :)

Well, all in all it was a great time!

My Grandparents love birds! So do I... God's creation signing elegantly at 6:30-7:00 AM!!!! This annoying little birdy keeps signing RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO THE DECK (Which UNFORTUNATELY LEADS INTO MY ROOM!) Well Gabe and I are to lazy to get up and use our pellet guns that early but maybe Dad will do it... Well this is hard for me to post without trying to run back into my bed.... *YAWN*

BRAIN SPARK!!! I will put a mouse trap above the light that it perches on so next time Tweet Tweet SNAP! Well I am off to go play Minecraft

God Bless

~Jacob

Hello everyone, sorry I haven't posted in a while but I found the perfect oppurtunity to do so! My Grandpa sent me this picture along with this joke, Enjoy!

*AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS*

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the 

bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. 


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder ****

& saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of


him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike
him. 



At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and
even credit creation to acosmic accident.' 

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the *BEAR* a Christian?'


'Very well', said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
his right paw, ****

brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: ****


'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen.'*****

I went to Amish county last Monday, and first we went to a store called Keim Lumber. It was really funny to see amish people try to work a computer and jump whenever on of their phones ring! But anyways it was really fun, I got to see this old tree cut-off that was alive when Christopher Columbus found America! My camera was dead so I couldn't bring it... but it was fun! We also went to Lehmans (A amish store, for yankee doodles) and I wanted to buy a giant jaw-breaker (Perfect thing for braces) some butter mints and two packs of skittles! The ingredients for the jaw breaker (In order..) are as follows (Remember the company is Pennsylvania Dutch Candies and they are "Old Fashioned") Dextrose (Which is Sugar) with Maltodextrin, Corn Syrup, Malic ACID, Artificial colors (What happened to old fashioned) Yellow 6, Red 40 Lake, Yellow 5 & 6 Lake, Blue 1 Lake, Titanium Dioxide, Natural and Artificial flavors (Not colors), Calcium Stearate, Carnauba Wax. And then it says "Made in a factory that processes Peanuts and Tree Nuts" Well I would love to try some of those Peanuts and tree nuts! What are they made with "Sugar, Mercury, Uranium, Acid, Poison, Milk and flour." Poor Europeans missing out on all this great food! (As I write this I have the delicious jawbreaker in my mouth.) Gag- Choke.... Yummy! Well, I have enjoyed this delicious, mouth-watering, jaw dropping, tasty, DEATH BALL!


The Moral of this post, Please... Don't put stuff in your mouth if you don't know where its been...

 I just realized that I showed you how to fish for my dog but not my dog! Here she is!

Libby and me on the first day we got her!

This was right before she came into our house for the interview. 

Gabriel playing with Libby during the interview.

Libby grown up (This picture is a courtesy of Gabriel)

Libby eating a baby groundhog. WE HATE GROUNDHOGS! 

                                                                         (This picture is a courtesy of Gabriel)

Libby looking out our window. (This picture is a courtesy of Gabriel)

Libby on our old furniture!

Libby falling asleep on our old furniture.




Well that is all for today!

This is my ADORABLE brother proudly displaying his first fish! I found this picture (And many others from Gabriel's  5th surprise birthday party at Lake Erie) on my Grandma's laptop! She gave it to me because She got a new one for Christmas!



Do you remember the Bible story where Jesus told the fishermen (I am giving away Brownie Points for their names!) to cast their nets to the other side of the boat. Well since God is the Creator of the universe I am sure it turned out with WAY MORE FISH than this...

Notice the Carp's open mouths. The place that me and my Grandparents went was in Pennsylvania and people would toss bread to the fish. (I wanted to attach a hook to the bread but fishing wasn't allowed)

There were thousands of fish!

See the fish in the top right corner that is on top of other fish? They do that all the time! Once I saw a couple of Catfish in with the Carp! (Ducks don't dare get near the feeding frenzy!)

Well this is the end of my current post... Bye!